- I do not want to experience 500 HD channels for a low monthly price.
- And it is not like I do not know about dish network. I did subscribe to 10 HD channels for $25/month and guess what, my dish kept searching for satellite signal like a dog chasing its own tail. So I decided to ditch you guys and switched to comcast(ugh) few months back..get it!
- So the dude calling every other day to offer me a fabulous package - stop calling. I will let this once in a lifetime opportunity slip.
To Chicago Symphony Orchestra,
- I liked the performance of whoever-it-was-that-performed when my attended a show couple years ago.
- But no, I do not want to sign up for a lifetime membership or a yearly membership.
- And no, I am not going to sign up for your monthly newsletter to get "exclusive" offers for shows.
- If I decide to got for another show I know where to find you.
To Valley City Honda,
- I love your exceptional service.
- I really love your exceptional service.
- I really very much love your exceptional service.
- How much freaking exceptional service are your trying to give me for an oil change. Heck, get some real coffee in the waiting room and what's with the re-run of judge judy on all TVs in there?
To Citibank NRI service,
- Yes, I did visit your website and request some information about opening a new account.
- Yes, I am interesting in saving money and available great offers never ever offered in the banking industry.
- But I changed my mind. I am human. I picked your competitor. And besides, reduce the form size man!
- And no, I do not have to explain why exactly I am not interested anymore. I am not kidding. The guy really asked me that - "So why exactly are you not interested, Sir?". Uh hmm...
You get the picture! I need a do-not-ever-call-me feature on my phone. I don't mind paying couple bucks a month to get that service. It saves me time and lot of frustration and anger.
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